Quotes by Mae West

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

#Commitment

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

#Cute Love, #Love

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

#Dating

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

#Diaries

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

#Doing Your Best

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

#Evil

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

#Evil

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

#Example, #Imitation

I speak two languages, Body and English.

#Funny, #Language

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

#Kissing, #Makeup

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

#Censorship, #Dignity, #Movies

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

#Money