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Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say,...

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say,...

It takes two to get one in trouble.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I've been things and seen places.

I've been things and seen places.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...