Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole...
Rise above principle and do what's right.
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.