We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
Quote by Joseph Heller
Every writer I know has trouble writing.
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust...
Rise above principle and do what's right.
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly...
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication,...
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have...
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's...
I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole...
I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.
Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that...
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in...
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't,...
It is the destiny of the people of Haiti to suffer.
It's choice--not chance--that determines your destiny.
Hanging and wiving goes by destiny
Luck is a crossroad where preparation and opportunity meet