Quotes by John Barrymore

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

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The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

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My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

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My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

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In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...

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If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

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I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

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I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of...

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I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

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Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

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