Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money,...

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Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're...

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Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't...

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Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

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What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

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Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming...

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There's no down time any more.

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The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any...

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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you...

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The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little...

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The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked...

#Jeff Foxworthy