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There's no down time any more.

There's no down time any more.

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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

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The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any...

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Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming...

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When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in...

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it,...

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it,...

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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is...

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I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of...

I know God is real. I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

I know God is real. I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip...

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I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and...