A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
Quote by H L Mencken
Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse.
Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.
A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good...
Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine.
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were...
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is...
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I...
In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open...
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than...
I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.
It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of...
There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and...
Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the...
It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God,...
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Life is a constant oscillation between the sharp horns of dilemmas.
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience...
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.