Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up...

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Happy Sunday to everybody. :) its all about doing nothing today...

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Thank u to everyone who just sent me a msg. :) glad I could make...

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It's late and I can't sleep. Bowling it is.

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For this being the holiday season everyone at the mall is pissed. Time to shop...

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Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like...

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My nosey neighbor called the cops on me for making too much noise during football....

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Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...

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Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it...

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Big shout out to all the people who were at the Ice House in Pasadena...

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Just had a bowl of oatmeal and 3 cups of coffee. Heading back home to...

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Just got off stage in South Bend Indiana. Crowd of the year!!! Who would have...

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