Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

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Got an offer to do my next special in 3D. Sounds cool but do you...

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Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on...

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I cant seem to get into the WORLD CUP. On a positive note, Walmart in...

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LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun.

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