For this being the holiday season everyone at the mall is pissed. Time to shop online.

Quote by Gabriel Iglesias

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Thank u to everyone who just sent me a msg. :) glad I could make...

Thank u to everyone who just sent me a msg. :) glad I could make...

It's late and I can't sleep. Bowling it is.

It's late and I can't sleep. Bowling it is.

Big shout out to all the people who were at the Ice House in Pasadena...

Big shout out to all the people who were at the Ice House in Pasadena...

I keep it very family-friendly, ... Every now and then Ill slip a little bit,...

I keep it very family-friendly, ... Every now and then Ill slip a little bit,...

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ......

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ......

I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun.

I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun.

I cant seem to get into the WORLD CUP. On a positive note, Walmart in...

I cant seem to get into the WORLD CUP. On a positive note, Walmart in...

Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it...

Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it...

Finally made it to Miami. Gonna go kill a Cuban Sandwich and some coffee.

Finally made it to Miami. Gonna go kill a Cuban Sandwich and some coffee.

I am very sorry for postponing my shows this week in Bismark & Fargo. I...

I am very sorry for postponing my shows this week in Bismark & Fargo. I...

Got an offer to do my next special in 3D. Sounds cool but do you...

Got an offer to do my next special in 3D. Sounds cool but do you...

Just got off stage in South Bend Indiana. Crowd of the year!!! Who would have...

Just got off stage in South Bend Indiana. Crowd of the year!!! Who would have...

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...

LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly...

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly...

I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain...

Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain...

I'm home watching Sopranos re-runs on A&E. Not the same with out the cussing or...

I'm home watching Sopranos re-runs on A&E. Not the same with out the cussing or...

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that...

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that...

It's 4:45am here in Saudi Arabia and I'm wide awake. Freaking jet lag .

It's 4:45am here in Saudi Arabia and I'm wide awake. Freaking jet lag .