Quotes by Dorothy Parker

She (Katherine Hepburn) runs the gamut of emotions from A to B

#Emotion

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

#Love

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be...

#Bankers And Banks, #Funny, #Money

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with...

#Books

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

#Brevity

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

#Childhood

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.

#Doubt

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the...

#Fame

Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.

#Gratitude

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant,...

#Home

Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.

#Idleness

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

#Language