When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.

Quote by Dorothy Parker

Topics: Bankers And Banks Quotes, Funny Quotes, Money Quotes

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great...

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great...

Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to the point where it ceases to...

Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to the point where it ceases to...

Sometimes I think Ill give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on...

Sometimes I think Ill give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on...

Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.

Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the...

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the...

Scratch a lover, find a foe

Scratch a lover, find a foe

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

Money is only congealed snow.

Money is only congealed snow.

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with...

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with...

If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the...

If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the...

The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is...

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is...

Remember where you have been and where you are going. Life is not a race,...

Remember where you have been and where you are going. Life is not a race,...

Im so scared of getting older, Im only good at being young. So I play...

Im so scared of getting older, Im only good at being young. So I play...

It may be life is only worthwhile at moments. Perhaps that is all we ought...

It may be life is only worthwhile at moments. Perhaps that is all we ought...

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I...

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I...

The song is ended / But the melody lingers on.

The song is ended / But the melody lingers on.