All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't sit in the same room with me.

Quote by Dorothy Parker

Topics: Childhood Quotes

Lonely is a man without love.

Lonely is a man without love.

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

If you would learn what God thinks about money, you have only to look at...

If you would learn what God thinks about money, you have only to look at...

If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the...

If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the...

Money is only congealed snow.

Money is only congealed snow.

Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill....

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill....

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the...

If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the...

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with...

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with...

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch...

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch...

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Sometimes I think Ill give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on...

Sometimes I think Ill give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on...

How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try...

How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be...

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be...

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100...

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100...

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I...

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I...

Identity theft involving these cards is a growing form of white collar crime, facilitating illegal...

Identity theft involving these cards is a growing form of white collar crime, facilitating illegal...

The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking...

The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking...

I could have played another year, but I would have been playing for the money,...

I could have played another year, but I would have been playing for the money,...