All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't sit in the same room with me.

Quote by Dorothy Parker

Topics: Childhood Quotes

Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

I am never going to be famous...I do not do anything. Not one single thing....

I am never going to be famous...I do not do anything. Not one single thing....

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch...

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch...

Money is only congealed snow.

Money is only congealed snow.

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Work is the province of cattle.

Work is the province of cattle.

Every love's the love before in a duller dress

Every love's the love before in a duller dress

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill....

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill....

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the...

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the...

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be...

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be...

I wish I could drink like a lady I can take one or two at...

I wish I could drink like a lady I can take one or two at...

Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we...

Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we...

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is...

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is...

Sorrow is tranquillity remembered in emotion.

Sorrow is tranquillity remembered in emotion.

Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to the point where it ceases to...

Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to the point where it ceases to...

If all our misfortunes were laid in one common heap, whence everyone must take an...

If all our misfortunes were laid in one common heap, whence everyone must take an...

Man's great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or brake,...

Man's great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or brake,...

It was my fortune, or misfortune, to be called to the office of Chief Executive...

It was my fortune, or misfortune, to be called to the office of Chief Executive...