I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Quote by Dorothy Parker

Topics: Love Quotes

Sorrow is tranquillity remembered in emotion.

Sorrow is tranquillity remembered in emotion.

I am never going to be famous...I do not do anything. Not one single thing....

I am never going to be famous...I do not do anything. Not one single thing....

If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the...

If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the...

Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.

Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.

I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there...

I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there...

Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be...

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be...

Lonely is a man without love.

Lonely is a man without love.

Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow.

Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow.

Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.

Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch...

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch...

The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is...

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or...

The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or...