I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Quote by Dorothy Parker

Topics: Love Quotes

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill....

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill....

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

If you would learn what God thinks about money, you have only to look at...

If you would learn what God thinks about money, you have only to look at...

If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the...

If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the...

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.

Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.

Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

Prince, a precept I'd leave for you, Coined in Eden, existing yet: Skirt the parlor,...

Prince, a precept I'd leave for you, Coined in Eden, existing yet: Skirt the parlor,...

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

Money is only congealed snow.

Money is only congealed snow.

Every love's the love before in a duller dress

Every love's the love before in a duller dress

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with...

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD, Behold, my servants shall eat, but ye shall be...

Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD, Behold, my servants shall eat, but ye shall be...

I personally prefer a nice frozen TV Dinner at home, mainly because it's so little...

I personally prefer a nice frozen TV Dinner at home, mainly because it's so little...

And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto the children of Israel, and say...

And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto the children of Israel, and say...