The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

Quote by Dorothy Parker

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Work is the province of cattle.

Work is the province of cattle.

Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow.

Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow.

How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try...

How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try...

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be...

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be...

Prince, a precept I'd leave for you, Coined in Eden, existing yet: Skirt the parlor,...

Prince, a precept I'd leave for you, Coined in Eden, existing yet: Skirt the parlor,...

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.

Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.

My land is bare of chattering folk; the clouds are low along the ridges and...

My land is bare of chattering folk; the clouds are low along the ridges and...

Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to the point where it ceases to...

Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to the point where it ceases to...

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch...

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch...

Money is only congealed snow.

Money is only congealed snow.

Lonely is a man without love.

Lonely is a man without love.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'

Every love's the love before in a duller dress

Every love's the love before in a duller dress

Sorrow is tranquillity remembered in emotion.

Sorrow is tranquillity remembered in emotion.

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with...

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with...

A book is a storehouse carried in the pocket

A book is a storehouse carried in the pocket

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.