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I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what...

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what...

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door...

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door...

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass;...

Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass;...

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I...

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I...

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

If your actions create a legacy that inspires others to dream more, learn more, do...

If your actions create a legacy that inspires others to dream more, learn more, do...