Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass; but Ive survived to tell about it.

Quote by Dolly Parton

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It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door...

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door...

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

If your actions create a legacy that inspires others to dream more, learn more, do...

If your actions create a legacy that inspires others to dream more, learn more, do...

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I...

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I...

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what...

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what...

When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come...

When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come...

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have...

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have...

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse...I'll win, I always win

Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse...I'll win, I always win

Just because today is a terrible day doesn't mean tomorrow won't be the best day...

Just because today is a terrible day doesn't mean tomorrow won't be the best day...