Quotes by Daniel Tosh

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or...

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No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I...

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Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I...

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Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.

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Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases...

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Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code...

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