Quotes by Daniel Tosh

Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I...

#Daniel Tosh

Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.

#Daniel Tosh

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

#Daniel Tosh

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases...

#Daniel Tosh

Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code...

#Daniel Tosh