Quotes by Dan Castellaneta

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

#Internet

Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...

#Money

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

#Alcohol, #Drinking, #Humor

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should...

#Religion