Quotes by Carrot Top

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

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It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

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I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

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I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

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I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

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I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

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I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

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I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked...

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I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

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Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

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Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

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