Quotes by Bill Cosby

Old is always fifteen years from now.

#Bill Cosby

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and...

#Bill Cosby

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is...

#Bill Cosby

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is...

#Bill Cosby

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

#Bill Cosby

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from...

#Bill Cosby

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

#Bill Cosby

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same...

#Bill Cosby

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the...

#Bill Cosby

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love...

#Bill Cosby

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

#Bill Cosby

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them...

#Bill Cosby