I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Quote by Bill Cosby

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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love,...

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love,...

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love,...

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love,...

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we...

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we...

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them...

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them...

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality?...

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality?...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the...

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the...

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the...

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the...

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself....

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself....

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself....

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself....

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its...

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its...

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they...

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they...

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father...

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father...

Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have...

Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have...

Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.

Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.

Mum and dad were very much friends, and up to life. There was no anxiety...

Mum and dad were very much friends, and up to life. There was no anxiety...

Wise parents offer criticism only when asked, and then minimally

Wise parents offer criticism only when asked, and then minimally

Advertising causes conflicts at exactly the most vulnerable age for children to be in conflict...

Advertising causes conflicts at exactly the most vulnerable age for children to be in conflict...