I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Quote by Bill Cosby

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The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely...

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely...

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to...

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

We're the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake...

We're the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake...

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and...

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and...

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with...

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all...

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or...

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or...

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything,...

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything,...

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because...

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because...

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself....

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself....

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of...

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of...

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is...

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is...

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the...

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the...

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality?...

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality?...