Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

Quote by Bill Cosby

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Old is always fifteen years from now.

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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to...

Sigmund Freud once said, What do women want? The only thing I have learned in...

Sigmund Freud once said, What do women want? The only thing I have learned in...

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or...

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or...

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any...

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any...

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Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

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Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his...

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My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts...

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

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The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment &...

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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is...

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Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have...

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all...

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It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with...

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What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental...

But the age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists, and calculators has succeeded;...

But the age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists, and calculators has succeeded;...

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a...

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a...