Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

Quote by Bill Cosby

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If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from...

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from...

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is...

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is...

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its...

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to...

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to...

When you become senile, you won't know it.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father...

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father...

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they...

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to...

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to...

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the...

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the...

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love,...

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love,...

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is...

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is...

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think...

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think...

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the...

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the...

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing...

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing...

To change ones life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly.

To change ones life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.