No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Quote by Bill Cosby

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Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell...

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell...

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have...

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

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Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is...

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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to...

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once...

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once...

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the...

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the...

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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

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Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father...

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The past is a ghost, the future a dream. All we ever have is now.

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The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment &...

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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself....

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have...

Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have...

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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or...

What business has science and capitalism got, bringing all these new inventions into the works,...

What business has science and capitalism got, bringing all these new inventions into the works,...

Generation X is dead. It has come to mean anyone aged 13 to 55 years...

Generation X is dead. It has come to mean anyone aged 13 to 55 years...

You always feel better when you sing. Music touches people's hearts. You know, it doesn't...

You always feel better when you sing. Music touches people's hearts. You know, it doesn't...