No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Quote by Bill Cosby

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The past is a ghost, the future a dream. All we ever have is now.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream. All we ever have is now.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is...

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is...

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have...

Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have...

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with...

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with...

We're the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake...

We're the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once...

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once...

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the...

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the...

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they...

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they...

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have...

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all...

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same...

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same...

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican...

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican...

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to...

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to...

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is...

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is...

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality?...

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality?...

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally,...

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally,...

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because...

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because...