Quotes by Beastie Boys

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border, the sheriffs after...

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Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your...

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I got lucky, brought home a kitten. Before I got busy, I slapped on my...

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Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a...

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Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

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On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and...

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I've got attractions like I'm Elvis Costello.

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If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

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This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and...

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I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human...

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You're from Secausus, I'm from Manhattan, you're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin.

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I went inside the locker room during classes, went inside your locker and I smashed...

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