I went inside the locker room during classes, went inside your locker and I smashed your glasses.

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If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack With dice in...

We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack With dice in...

All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the White House pulling...

All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the White House pulling...

I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get...

I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get...

Seeing others as important as myself, I strive for a happiness of mental wealth.

Seeing others as important as myself, I strive for a happiness of mental wealth.

Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village, we drink and rob and rhyme and pillage.

Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village, we drink and rob and rhyme and pillage.

Me in the corner with a good looking daughter, I dropped my drawers and it...

Me in the corner with a good looking daughter, I dropped my drawers and it...

Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet from my chest.

Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet from my chest.

Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a...

Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a...

Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private,...

Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private,...

Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat.

Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat.

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border, the sheriffs after...

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border, the sheriffs after...

They got a committee to get me off my block.

They got a committee to get me off my block.

Light a match to my ass cause I'm blown up.

Light a match to my ass cause I'm blown up.

I've got attractions like I'm Elvis Costello.

I've got attractions like I'm Elvis Costello.

Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno...

Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno...

Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.

Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.

You've got to fight for your right to party.

You've got to fight for your right to party.

On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and...

On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and...