On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and Chong.

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I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get...

I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get...

I got a girl in a castle and one in a pagoda. You know, I...

I got a girl in a castle and one in a pagoda. You know, I...

Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private,...

Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private,...

If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human...

I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human...

Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.

Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.

You've got to fight for your right to party.

You've got to fight for your right to party.

We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack With dice in...

We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack With dice in...

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and...

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and...

Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat.

Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your...

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your...

All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the White House pulling...

All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the White House pulling...

You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.

You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.

You're from Secausus, I'm from Manhattan, you're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin.

You're from Secausus, I'm from Manhattan, you're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin.

I'd like to butter your muffin, I'm not bluffin', serve you on a platter like...

I'd like to butter your muffin, I'm not bluffin', serve you on a platter like...

They got a committee to get me off my block.

They got a committee to get me off my block.

Light a match to my ass cause I'm blown up.

Light a match to my ass cause I'm blown up.

Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno...

Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno...

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border, the sheriffs after...

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border, the sheriffs after...