This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and grabbed the Spanish Fly.

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Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno...

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I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human...

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I went inside the locker room during classes, went inside your locker and I smashed...

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Seeing others as important as myself, I strive for a happiness of mental wealth.

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I'd like to butter your muffin, I'm not bluffin', serve you on a platter like...

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They got a committee to get me off my block.

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If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

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You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.

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I got a girl in a castle and one in a pagoda. You know, I...

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All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the White House pulling...

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Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your...

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Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat.

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We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack With dice in...

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You've got to fight for your right to party.

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Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet from my chest.

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You're from Secausus, I'm from Manhattan, you're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin.

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It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and...

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Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

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I got lucky, brought home a kitten. Before I got busy, I slapped on my...

I got lucky, brought home a kitten. Before I got busy, I slapped on my...