Quotes by Bart Simpson

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa

#Bart Simpson

Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!

#Bart Simpson

I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.

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You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now...

#Bart Simpson

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

#Being A Good Person

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

#Christmas, #Funny

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

#Funny Christmas