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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use...

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use...

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty...

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty...

Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe...

Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe...

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World...

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World...

I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light....

I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light....

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing,...

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing,...

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

I love Rocky Road.

I love Rocky Road.

He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a...

He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a...

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much...

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much...

My wife went off with Elvis.

My wife went off with Elvis.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but...

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but...

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on...

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on...

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend...

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend...