Quotes about Weird Al Yankovic

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty...

#Weird Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use...

#Weird Al Yankovic

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

#Weird Al Yankovic

Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

#Weird Al Yankovic

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend...

#Weird Al Yankovic

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on...

#Weird Al Yankovic

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but...

#Weird Al Yankovic

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

#Weird Al Yankovic

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra,...

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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I...

#Weird Al Yankovic

No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

#Weird Al Yankovic