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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it...

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it...

I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of...

I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of...

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse,...

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse,...

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising...

Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising...

No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I...

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I...

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra,...

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra,...