You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

Quote by Weird Al Yankovic

Topics: Weird Al Yankovic Quotes

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising...

Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising...

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

My wife went off with Elvis.

My wife went off with Elvis.

No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing,...

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing,...

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much...

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much...

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light....

I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light....

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse,...

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse,...

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend...

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend...

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use...

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use...

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it...

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it...

He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a...

He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a...

I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of...

I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of...

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on...

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on...

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but...

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but...

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.