Quotes about Snooki

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

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I swear on my cat's grave.

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You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya...

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Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water...

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I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo

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Seriously like who pee's in a bar?

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Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...

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I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

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Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

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This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

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I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill...

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You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...

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