This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both...#Love, #Relationships, #Sarcasm
Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced...#Love, #Politics, #Relationships
I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts,...#Body, #Humor, #Sarcasm
Refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and...#Body, #Humor, #Sarcasm
Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul...#Sarcasm
