Quotes about Peter Griffin

Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me...

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I'd say, 'Come again?' and I'd laugh as I said, 'Come.'

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Oh yeah? Watcha sellin'? Meth, ex, crack, dust, coke, block, crystal????? IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD? I...

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Hey, that's fantastic, Lois! And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.

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Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!

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What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a...

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Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please...

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No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn't taste like lemon, it tasted...

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Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except for that one guy...

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Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class,...

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Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son....wants....to plow you.

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Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for...

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