Quotes about Nick Swardson

Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?

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That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.

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Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!

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Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?

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Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah,...

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Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie!

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Dude, we were just kidding JP. Don't be mad at us!

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Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!

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Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a...

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Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too - it's not grey.

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My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I...

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I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in...

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