Quotes about Nick Swardson

That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so - you're dumb.

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I have to pee out of my ass.

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So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean,...

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Wassup, Silver Fox? Oh, I started a fight club.

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Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!

#Nick Swardson

Yea.. but it's a fucking sweet car!

#Nick Swardson