Quotes about Nick Swardson

Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah...

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Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.

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Fruitcup? Nice....way to go mom!

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Hello........Cool i hope its a naked dude with a boner.

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You look great Jimmy. You look amazing and your hair rocks. You look so good,...

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Ah, you smell like a winner. You smell like USA!

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Can we take a shower and talk about this?

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God bless you Jimmy, God bless your heart.

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I moved to the Ukraine. And it was cold, and everyone had guns, and smelled...

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Oh, and I'm still gonna kill you someday.

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My name is JP. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot...

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Let's do it'The levels I mean, not sex.

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