Quotes about Golf

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

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I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

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I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

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The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

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Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

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Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

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He told me just to keep the ball low.

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I can't wait until we make an eagle.

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After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

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I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

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I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need...

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The real success in golf lies in turning three shots into two.

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