When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.

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Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.

The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.

Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.

How strange to use You only live once as an excuse to throw it away.

How strange to use You only live once as an excuse to throw it away.

After all is said and done, sit down.

After all is said and done, sit down.