Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

Topics: Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

Mine is better than ours.

Mine is better than ours.

The second vice is lying, the first is running in debt

The second vice is lying, the first is running in debt

Promises may fit the friends, but non-performance will turn them into enemies.

Promises may fit the friends, but non-performance will turn them into enemies.

In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

For having lived long, I have experienced many instances of being obliged, by better information...

For having lived long, I have experienced many instances of being obliged, by better information...

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.

Words may show a man's wit, but actions his meaning

Words may show a man's wit, but actions his meaning

Want of care does us more damage than want of knowledge

Want of care does us more damage than want of knowledge

Eat and drink such an exact Quantity as the Constitution of thy Body allows of,...

Eat and drink such an exact Quantity as the Constitution of thy Body allows of,...

Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.

Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.

He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.

He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.

When youre finished changing, youre finished.

When youre finished changing, youre finished.

There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently...

There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently...

If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty.

If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty.

Never take a wife till thou hast a house and a fire to put her...

Never take a wife till thou hast a house and a fire to put her...

The thrifty maxim of the wary Dutch, Is to save all the Money they can...

The thrifty maxim of the wary Dutch, Is to save all the Money they can...

Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.

Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.

Leisure is time for doing something useful; this leisure the diligent man will obtain, but...

Leisure is time for doing something useful; this leisure the diligent man will obtain, but...

Leisure is the handmaiden of the devil.

Leisure is the handmaiden of the devil.

The end of labor is to gain leisure.

The end of labor is to gain leisure.