“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.Quote by Benjamin FranklinTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about MarriageShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
I hope... that mankind will at length, as they call themselves reasonable creatures, have reason...#Mankind
I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like...#Funny, #Sarcasm, #Sarcastic
