I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not old yet!

Quote by Leo Rosten

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear...

Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear...

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined.

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined.

For what is it but an exquisite and priceless chance of salvation due to God...

For what is it but an exquisite and priceless chance of salvation due to God...

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not...

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not...

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of...

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of...

First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people.

First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people.

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it.

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it.

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented.

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented.

Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us...

Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us...

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them.

Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them.

Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.

Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.

Satire is focused bitterness.

Satire is focused bitterness.

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined

Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us...

Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us...

I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.

I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service...

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service...

If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.

If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

We see things as we are, not as they are.

We see things as we are, not as they are.