I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not old yet!

Quote by Leo Rosten

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear...

Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear...

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of...

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of...

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people.

First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people.

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined

The writer wants to be understood much more than he wants to be respected or...

The writer wants to be understood much more than he wants to be respected or...

Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us...

Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us...

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined.

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined.

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented.

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented.

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer

Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them.

Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them.

We see things as we are, not as they are.

We see things as we are, not as they are.

Extremists think communication means agreeing with them.

Extremists think communication means agreeing with them.

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to...

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to...

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.

Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.

In the dark colony of night, when I consider man's magnificent capacity for malice, madness,...

In the dark colony of night, when I consider man's magnificent capacity for malice, madness,...

Tea and books - Mmmmmm, two of life's exquisite pleasures that together bring near-bliss.

Tea and books - Mmmmmm, two of life's exquisite pleasures that together bring near-bliss.

When her name is mentioned in the opera history books we will recall that vibrant,...

When her name is mentioned in the opera history books we will recall that vibrant,...

Very young children eat their books, literally devouring their contents. This is one reason for...

Very young children eat their books, literally devouring their contents. This is one reason for...