I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not old yet!

Quote by Leo Rosten

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Satire is focused bitterness.

Satire is focused bitterness.

Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear...

Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear...

I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.

I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.

Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them.

Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them.

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer

Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us...

Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us...

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.

The writer wants to be understood much more than he wants to be respected or...

The writer wants to be understood much more than he wants to be respected or...

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to...

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to...

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined.

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined.

For what is it but an exquisite and priceless chance of salvation due to God...

For what is it but an exquisite and priceless chance of salvation due to God...

A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by the...

A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by the...

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not...

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not...

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of...

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of...

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it.

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it.

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

I love Sell Out, I think it's great. I love the jingles. The whole thing...

I love Sell Out, I think it's great. I love the jingles. The whole thing...

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once....

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once....