Quotes about Funny

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why...

#Funny, #Love

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

#Funny, #Sleep

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.

#Food, #Funny

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

#Baseball, #Funny

I think, therefore I am. I'm pink, therefore Im spam.

#Funny, #Philosophical

An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.

#Engineering, #Funny

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for...

#Funny, #Happy

Every book has an intrinsic impossibility, which its writer discovers as soon as his first...

#Funny, #Humor, #Religion

I think the dying pray at the last not please but thank you as a...

#Funny, #Humor, #Religion

I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he...

#Age, #Funny

I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he...

#Age, #Funny

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car

#Funny