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Women gain weight after marriage. Men gain weight after divorce.
#Divorce
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#Marriage
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...
#Divorce
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#Men And Women
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#Understanding
A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...
#Divorce
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#Men And Women
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#Understanding
It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other...
#Divorce
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#Funny
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#Marriage
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.
#Divorce
The divorced person is like a man with a black patch over one eye: He...
#Divorce
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#Experience
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by-pass. After such a monumental assault...
#Divorce
When two divorced people marry, four people get into bed
#Divorce
I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about...
#Divorce
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#Marriage
My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
#Divorce
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#Money
Love is a feeling, marriage is a contract, and relationships are work.
#Divorce
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#Family
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#Love
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
#Divorce
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#Housekeeping
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#Women
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
#Divorce
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#Housekeeping
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#Women
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...
#Divorce
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#Housekeeping
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#Women
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
#Divorce
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#Marriage
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you
#Divorce
I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce...
#Books
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#Divorce
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#Marriage
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to...
#America And Americans
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#Divorce
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#Generosity
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