The divorced person is like a man with a black patch over one eye: He looks rather dashing but the fact is that he has been through a maiming experience.

Quote by Jo Coudert

Topics: Divorce Quotes, Experience Quotes

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

That awkward moment when you find out Heidi Klum and Seal are getting a divorce...

That awkward moment when you find out Heidi Klum and Seal are getting a divorce...

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce...

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce...

Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by-pass. After such a monumental assault...

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by-pass. After such a monumental assault...

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Women gain weight after marriage. Men gain weight after divorce.

Women gain weight after marriage. Men gain weight after divorce.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

I don't think you need a pre-nup. If you have to plan your divorce before...

I don't think you need a pre-nup. If you have to plan your divorce before...

I try not to think of divorce as failing at marriage but rather winning at...

I try not to think of divorce as failing at marriage but rather winning at...

Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits

Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together....

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together....

He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and...

He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and...

I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about...

I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about...

Experience is how life catches up with us and teaches us to love and forgive...

Experience is how life catches up with us and teaches us to love and forgive...

If what Proust says is true, that happiness is the absence of fever, then I...

If what Proust says is true, that happiness is the absence of fever, then I...

Neither love nor hate, nor any order of intense adherence to personal involvement in human...

Neither love nor hate, nor any order of intense adherence to personal involvement in human...