Quotes about Bart Simpson

We're all gonna die, Lis.

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Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da...

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I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

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The principal said potty!

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I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!

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Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.

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Bart no like, bad medicine.

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Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?

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Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

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What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

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I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I...

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What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over,...

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