Quotes about Age

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

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At my age flowers scare me.

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I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when...

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An age at which many men are not quite common - at which they are...

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How could a man be satisfied with a decision between such alternatives and under such...

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Age is not important unless you're a cheese.

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I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never...

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Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late

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We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy...

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Had it not been for you, I should have remained what I was when we...

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The delight of opening a new pursuit, or a new course of reading, imparts the...

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We live in an age when to be young and to be indifferent can be...

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