Quotes about Age

When I came to Los Angeles, it was the first time that I ever felt...

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At times is it seems that I am living my life backward, and that at...

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It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and...

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There sit the sainted sage, the bard divine, The few, whom genius gave to shine...

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One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's...

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One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.

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The pyramids themselves, doting with age, have forgotten the names of their founders.

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I've honestly not been too aware of my age until I went to the doctor...

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I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

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