You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.

Quote by Beastie Boys

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Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.

Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.

We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack With dice in...

We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack With dice in...

I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human...

I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human...

You've got to fight for your right to party.

You've got to fight for your right to party.

Light a match to my ass cause I'm blown up.

Light a match to my ass cause I'm blown up.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your...

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your...

Breakup with your girl and it ended in tears, Vincent VanGogh and mail that ear.

Breakup with your girl and it ended in tears, Vincent VanGogh and mail that ear.

Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno...

Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno...

I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get...

I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get...

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border, the sheriffs after...

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border, the sheriffs after...

Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

I got lucky, brought home a kitten. Before I got busy, I slapped on my...

I got lucky, brought home a kitten. Before I got busy, I slapped on my...

You're from Secausus, I'm from Manhattan, you're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin.

You're from Secausus, I'm from Manhattan, you're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin.

I went inside the locker room during classes, went inside your locker and I smashed...

I went inside the locker room during classes, went inside your locker and I smashed...

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and...

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and...

Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a...

Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a...

Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private,...

Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private,...

I'd like to butter your muffin, I'm not bluffin', serve you on a platter like...

I'd like to butter your muffin, I'm not bluffin', serve you on a platter like...

They got a committee to get me off my block.

They got a committee to get me off my block.

If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...